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Pay for a lighthearted developer roast generated on-demand.

An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETU

Is this token any good? Grade BASED/MID/COOKED/RADIOACTIVE, 0-100 score, one-liner, roast and reasons from live data: honeypot buy/sell simulation and taxes, owner powers (Base) or mint/freeze authority (Solana), liquidity, volume, buys/sells and pool age across all DEX pools. Body {"tokenAddress":"0x..."} or {"chain":"solana","tokenAddress":"<mint>"}. Synchronous.