Compact LLM-friendly Hyperliquid perp market brief in one call: a plain-English brief_text paragraph plus JSON for BTC/ETH/SOL/HYPE (mark, 24h change, funding APR, predicted funding, OI and OI change), top-5 funding extremes each side, largest whale net tilts, nearest whale liquidation levels for the majors, and HL listing/delisting events with our first-seen timestamps. Freshness fields included.